I'm drive I can fine osifer
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I need water and some morals
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
