Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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