Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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