Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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