I heard we made out
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you win again, gameday.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Randomize
