Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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