i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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