My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
When are your genitals available?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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