dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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