what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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