Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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