hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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