I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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