Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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