I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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