alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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