Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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