Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize