Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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