party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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