Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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