I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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