Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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