We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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