im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
