I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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