i would punch a child for taco bell
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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