It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
