A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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