its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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