it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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