no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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