Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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