I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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