Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
you're hired as official boob wrangler
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
