Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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