I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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