we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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