Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Porn is love you can see.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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