I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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