Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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