thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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