question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Rumble strips road head = magical
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I think your dad took our porno
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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