And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
