i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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