Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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