don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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