I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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