Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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