i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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