If that was your dad, he is hot
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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