I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
My dad is sitting where you rode me
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize