WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just had sex on a roof
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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