YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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