My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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