So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize