Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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