I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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